In what has to be the least surprising news of the decade, Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed. Instead of shipping on May 3 as previously planned, it’s now slated for stores on June 14.
You know, maybe it’s just me, but I think I would have made sure that I could hit whatever release date I set for DNF, the most delayed game in the history of man. Still, at least the announcement was made in a fairly humorous way, using this video with Gearbox President Randy Pitchford.
I’m sure that Gearbox will ship the game at some point, barring the intervention of some sort of alien race or temporal anomaly. It may even be that they can’t ship the game, because doing so would sunder the fabric of our reality. I guess we’ll find out in June, right? June!
Or maybe it won’t ship at all, just like we told you would happen.